No superpowers. Just sure-shot aim.
-hawkguy

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(Source: sandandglass)

LAST DAY OF BAND CAMP

(Source: soft--reset)

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

Noel Fisher as Dillon in The Booth at the End.

(Source: noelffisher)

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

(Source: flulathedoge)

First and last appearances [for bela]

(Source: rogersbarnes)

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"
Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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